So, there are some new things in the works for the Ultimate Cringo website. First and foremost, I would like to announce that a new publication is in the works, entitled, The Dueling Retard. It will be an expansive, ambitious, and hopefully very rewarding undertaking. I will be acting as Editor in Cheif of this new publication, which will cover a wide array of topics, including: retard jokes, cringo jokes, firemen jokes, funny pictures of cringos, and of course, reader mail. Our staff currently includes myself, a columnist, and one staff writer. If you would be interested in contributing to this endeavor in either a part-time of full-time format, please submit a resume. This is a trial feature, and showcases what you can expect from the Dueling Retard. In the future, please check www.xanga.com/duelingretard for further updates. Thank you for your time, and enjoy.
While the true origins of the elusive cringo have been debated for centuries/never, there is one undeniable, unwavering truth, that cringo is in fact, the perfect parallel of Lex Luthor, the popular Superman villain. I have composed a brief synopsis of my findings:
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Lex Luthor: Cringo:
Arch Rival: Superman Rendon F.D.
Attributes: Wealth, intelligence, symmetry. ......hmmm
Transportation: Lotus, Ferrari, Porsche convertible mustang
Living Quarters: Scottish Castle scottish.....trailer?
Love Interest: varies also varies....*velour*
Well, I think the information here clearly speaks for itself. Lex Luthor and Cringo are more alike, than....well, you know....things that are similar. We here at the Dueling Retard hope that his has been a very insightful look into the mystery that is the cringo, and his possible, more successful, secret identity.
-Noah Staples
Editor In Chief
